
For this spa salt scrub recipe you only need 3 simple kitchen ingredients.
Ingredients: 1 1/2 cups sea salt, 6 Tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, the juice from 3 large lemons
Directions: In a small bowl, mix the salt and olive oil together. Next, cut the lemons in half and squeeze the juice over the salt mixture. Stir all together until well blended. Scrub can be applied on hands, feet, and elbows for smooth, soft skin.
Makes 6 mini salt scrubs; store in the refrigerator for up to a week. These mini jars are from Michael’s Craft Store.

Tequila Christmas Cake
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Add one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it’s best to make sure the tequila is still OK.
Try another cup… just in case.
Turn off the ..mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
No wait..shtrain the lemon juice and shift your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.






